davidt3hblack

davidt3hblack @ 2004-06-21T02:25:00

2004-06-21T06:30:17Z

The impossible has happened. Mankind has moved down another peg in my eyes. 4-chan is dead, killed by the wrath of idiots. The apes smacked the monolith one too many times. I'm sure it seems crazy to you that i mourn a website, but the fact is that 4-chan was more than that. To me it represented goodness.It represented people sharing and expressing without the least thought given to money or profit. It was a beautiful flower blossoming in the tire field of the internet that was simplythere for all to enjoy. And the oafs had to stomp it to death, grind it's petals into the brown fallow,leave it broken and wasted. it makes me wonder, can anything beautiful live?

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2004-06-03T02:22:20Z

Today was really great.
I got out of bed really early because I had terrible stomach cramps.

I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! Mom said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERYTHING!

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don't know how to work it. Can you help me?

I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you who you're sexually compatible with.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this poem I wrote. It's about my friend Robert, who has bipolar disorder. Just like me. And Heidi.

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davidt3hblack @ 2004-05-28T22:39:00

2004-05-29T02:44:20Z

So....
According to KC I should try talking to girls more. Apparently I'm not as hopeless as I thought. We have plans to troll the mall for ladies sometime next week, so I guess I should shower, and perhaps grow some facial hair or get a personality before then. I suppose a pair of balls wouldnt hurt either...
Trying to force myself to write something and keep it for 5 minutes before deleting it. Did I mention I want to be a writer? The only problem is I hate writing. Well not writing in general, just everthing that I write. Probably because I haven't developed a method yet. But I'm still trying, and that's what's important. No really.

davidt3hblack @ 2004-05-11T20:45:00

2004-05-12T00:51:36Z

I won't eat the orange yet
I'll save it for later
Best now to smell it
look at the skin
roll it in my hands
feel the ridges
But I won't eat it, yet
I want it now...
But if I eat it now and want it again in an hour,
Where will I be?
The smell will remain with the rind
But the rind is bitter.

Pros and Cons

2004-05-11T01:59:10Z

Been a long weekend. Had some pros...and some cons.

Pros:
1. Passed Classes despite being neck deep in bullshit.
2. parents eased up about geting a job when they looked at my school schedule.
3. Room by myself in Willham Which fucking rocks!
4. Found my long lost Incubus CD

Cons:
1. Car..crashed..broken...stranded.
2. Cellphone...died...stranded.
3. Still no job despite busting my ass.

hmm... more Pros than Cons. Guess I'm doing ok.

HOORAY!!!

2004-04-30T17:43:29Z

I just got the money I need to go to Otacon. All I have to do is not blow it completely before time to go.
Yay for book selling and for life in general, I predict this good mood will last at least another half an hour.

davidt3hblack @ 2004-04-29T18:47:00

2004-04-29T22:49:45Z

How do you tell someone to back off and leave you alone without telling them "I hate you. Please go somewhere far away and forget where I live, and how to talk and write, and die so I can be happy. Or at least shut the hell up, your voice makes my soul cry."
Cause right now that's all i can thinnk of saying.

This thing.

2004-04-27T16:28:34Z

ABORTION?
For women, yes. Actually i believe only woen should be allowed to vote on this.

DEATH PENALTY?
Yes. For the incomparably fucked up individuals.

PROSTITUTION?
I'm broke, so who cares. I dont want to pay for it but I don't see why other people shouldn't be able to.

ALCOHOL?
Yes, please.

MARIJUANA?
Yes, please.

OTHER RECREATIONAL DRUGS?
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Hmmmm... What do you consider 'recreational'?
GAY MARRIAGE?
I really don't see the difference between a difference sex marriage and a same sex marriage. I mean in a financial and legal sense, which is all the government should be concerned with.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS?
If you got a strong back, we can use you.

SMOKING?
For 'tards.

DRUNK DRIVING?
Hang 'em.

CLONING?
Let's legalize it and see what happens. It's just as likely to be used for good as it is evil, just like everything else science has ever come up with. I don't see why nuclear weapons are legal but cloning isn't.

RACISM?
It makes it really easy to tell who's an idiot and who isn't.

PREMARITAL SEX?
Yes, please. Unless the word premarital requires that we get married at some point.

RELIGION?
No thank you, perhaps some premarital sex?

THE WAR IN IRAQ?
The most huge and obvious waste of time and money and lives in American history. Or not, whatever.

BUSH?
The most huge and obvious waste of time and money and lives in American history. Yes, definitely.

DOWNLOADING ILLEGAL MP3S?
I've been giving away music for years. You want some you can have it but, first you have to buy me a digital recorder.

LEGAL DRINKING AGE?
mmmm...Skyy. i think parents should determine when it's legal for their kids to drink. That makes sense, right?

PORN?
http://www.4chan.org/

SUICIDE?
A permanent solution to all temporary problems.

davidt3hblack @ 2004-04-26T22:53:00

2004-04-27T03:08:31Z

Who wants a GG? I want a GG!!
What's a GG you ask? Well i'll tell you doofy. A GG is a Geek's Girlfriend.
The perfect GG doesn't impede or feel jealous of her bf's obsessions. A GG supports and takes part in them. A GG calls you over at 3 a.m. to watch anime and snuggle. A GG gets mad when you beat her at Magic. She get's fucking furious when the movie doesn't follow the comic. A GG hates n00bs in truth but stands up for them because she's just good like that.
Now who wants a GG?

Politeness is for suckers.

2004-04-20T03:57:34Z

Fuck mankind in general. Name any three people who stuck up for human rights, and I'll bet you every one of them died in some horrible way.
There are six Fuckwads across the hall from me playing some card game as loud as they fucking can. So my goal for tonight is to stay up all night playing metal as loud as I can. I know that they have to go to bed sometime, and some of them prolly have morning classes. Meanwhile, I dont have to be up till 1. I took some meds 45 minutes ago, and I was looking forward to some sweet peaceful dopey sleep. But that is denied to me, and now I'm feeling veangful. I wonder why that's not on the current moods list. anway, the thing is with these particular meds is that if you hear any loud sudden noise, like a door slamming or a boisterous yelp, you feel it all through your body like lightning. It's not very pleaseant. So I feel the need to make other people suffer now. This is of course how serial killers are created.
I wonder about my people sometimes....

Finally.

2004-04-14T23:32:11Z

I made Snowflake get off his ass and post in this LJ. Except, he's still making me do all the work, so I'm typing and he's dictating. - Kao

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